| well, this has been an interesting...um month or so since I last updated? yes, i am a terrible xanga upkeep person. i'm aware.
school is going pretty good, despite having to work all the time. can't stand that aspect. but the REAL point of this update is:
i watched the ring 2. i have no idea why. when i watched the first ring, it sent me on a roller coaster of not being able to be alone at all, fearing tvs, water, my closet, my babysitting clients, everything. but somehow i thought 'eh, what harm could this do---it's just a movie, samara doesn't exist, it's the same actress that played lilo in lilo and stitch (???), if i can handle the shining, this is nothing.'
apparently, one does not write samara off as 'nothing' and live to tell the tale. it's just not done.
Rosa's New Running List of Neuroses:
-deer
-little girls
-closets
-wells
-hospitals
-nuns
-bathtubs
-water in general
-lighthouses
-little boys
-the city
-the country
-telephones
-houses
-apartments
-showers
-the ocean
-lakes
-doors
-doorknobs
-flooding
-lilo and stitch (the voice! the voice!)
i mean, really. this is ridiculous. but i have to end this post now, because i'm home alone and i hear a noise downstairs. and i'm willing to bet it's samara.
end edit.
"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.
"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.
"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.
"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.'
why is bill maher so much cooler than me?
real update later when chemistry isn't after me. |
<--sleepy. like rosa in churchis. i don't understand the microwave. 
